tearsmorgan:

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pintsizedterror:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Please, folks, don’t insert these vaginally. Yeast feeds on sugar. :P

I just found a tutorial on how to make dildo shaped popsicles. What the FUCK am I doing with my life to find shit like this?

I can’t NOT reblog.
Merry Christmas Tears ;)

Jfc

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

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laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

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claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

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45-9mm-5-56mm:

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:


These 80 silver goblets commemorate the 80 men who flew the Doolittle Raid against Japan in April 1942.At every reunion, the surviving Raiders meet privately to conduct their solemn “Goblet Ceremony.” After toasting the Raiders who died since their last meeting, they turn the deceased men’s goblets upside down. Each goblet has the Raider’s name engraved twice — so that it can be read if the goblet is right side up or upside down. When there are only two Raiders left, these two men will drink one final toast to their departed comrades using the 1896 Hennessy kept in the center.

I wrote this up awhile ago and it was sitting in the queue. When it popped up I decided to check and see how many are left. Apparently there are four still alive, but just a month ago, in April, they decided to hold one final anniversary and toast using the Hennessy later this year between the four of them, rather than wait for it to just be two. 
What I would give to be in the room for that…

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45-9mm-5-56mm:

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

These 80 silver goblets commemorate the 80 men who flew the Doolittle Raid against Japan in April 1942.

At every reunion, the surviving Raiders meet privately to conduct their solemn “Goblet Ceremony.” After toasting the Raiders who died since their last meeting, they turn the deceased men’s goblets upside down. Each goblet has the Raider’s name engraved twice — so that it can be read if the goblet is right side up or upside down. When there are only two Raiders left, these two men will drink one final toast to their departed comrades using the 1896 Hennessy kept in the center.

I wrote this up awhile ago and it was sitting in the queue. When it popped up I decided to check and see how many are left. Apparently there are four still alive, but just a month ago, in April, they decided to hold one final anniversary and toast using the Hennessy later this year between the four of them, rather than wait for it to just be two. 

What I would give to be in the room for that…

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calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

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bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

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